How to Change a Tire in a High School Parking Lot

"Bandit" (2bandit) 02/27/2014 at 18:34 • Filed to: Bandit has Problems

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Step 1) Go outside and realize your truck has a flat

Step 2) Complain

Step 3) Open your hatch, remove the spare that you remembered to fill with air a few months ago, set E-brake, and find a hat because it is cold.

Step 4) Have classmate laugh at you and ask if you need help - you decline it because you are a man and men don't ask for help

Step 5) Look around for factory jack until you find it

Step 6) Find jack, stare at it for 5 minutes trying to figure out how to remove it from its metal and plastic coffin

Step 7) Have attractive BMW driving girls laugh at your pitiful situation

Step 8) Successfully remove jack from the hidden spot behind the spare tire carrier and under some 90s-tastic plastic trim

Step 9) Find tire iron

Step 10) Wonder why tire iron looks like it is from the 80s (find your own pic)

Step 11) Disregard step 10 (same)

Step 12) Go to remove lug nuts and find out there are plastic things that cover the lug nuts

Step 13) Complain about GM's stupid ideas and think about that back when your Trans Am was built, they didn't have lug nut covers

Step 14) have another attractive girl laugh at you

Step 15) Try to remove real lug nut. For some reason the early 80s tire iron that came with the car is too big for the nuts

Step 16) Complain about previous owner (no picture for you)

Step 17) Go inside the school and borrow a tire iron from the shop teacher

Step 18) Successfully remove flat tire and install the spare

Step 19) Go back inside and return tire iron

Step 20) Drive home

Step 21) Get home, park, and find coolant leaking out of the radiator

Step 22) Complain, don't bother with it, go inside, watch tv, take a nap

Step 23) Wheel swap!

camaroboy68ss > Bandit 02/27/2014 at 18:41

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Step 24 begin cutting t tops in and applying fire chicken to hoods for some bandit bafoonery

wkiernan > Bandit 02/27/2014 at 19:59

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I paid sixteen bucks for my Greek Orthodox Cross at Advance Discount. It's worth it though, being as I can both remove wheel nuts without stripping them and also throw it into Spring Bayou on the Epiphany for guys to dive and go get it.

The Opponaut formerly known as MattP123 > Bandit 02/27/2014 at 20:14

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Step 0) Still be in high school.